Saturday, January 23, 2010

How To Save Money, Organize, Be Productive, Clean Your House, Parent, Be Environmentally Friendly, Cook, and Decorate Your Home


Many people are making money or at least gaining some minor Internet fame by blogging advice about various subjects. After looking over the categories in my Google Reader and the multiple blogs in each, I have realized that these bloggers aren't telling me anything new. They're recycling the same old tired tips, much like magazines (remember them?) did before. And here I am, unemployed, nothing but time on my hands, so what am I waiting for? I'm puttin' my own spin on this game and maybe I'll get famous too!

Frugality
Don't buy shit you don't need.

Decluttering/organizing
Get rid of shit you don't use.

Productivity
Sit down and do some goddamned work. Every day.

Housecleaning
Grab a rag and get to it. God, could you people be any lazier?

Parenting
Doesn't make you special. You made your decision, now STFU. [I guess this isn't, strictly speaking, advice. Nor do I find parenting blogs in my RSS reader. Oops, my bitterness is showing.]

Green living
Vinegar.

Cooking
Google "recipes." Buy ingredients. Follow directions.

Home decor
Pick up some trash. Paint it. Voila!

See? I'm good. I might start separate blogs for each topic.

1 comment:

  1. Now, it's thinking like this that vaults you right to the top, in my humble opinion.

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